XENA CAPTIONS - PAGE NINETEEN





PrezGAR
The best selling scroll by Judicus Bloomicus, "Are You There, Zeus? It's Me, Callisto."


PrezGAR
"Galadriel, there's something wrong with your mirror."


JurassicPork
...and conversely, some people, especially blondes, can be hypnotized every five minutes...


GlitterRock
Xena: the Gallagher of her time.


Dita DuPave
I love a screen grab that's monochromatic, makes the artist in me smile..


Labratio
Xena: Warrior Princess.
Gabrielle: Reluctant Cunnilinguist.


GlitterRock
"You know, Gabrielle, if you only do it once or twice a season it doesn't make you gay....."


GlitterRock
She's like a blonder, slightly-more talented Stephanie McMahon.


Cyberbeast
"THERE IS NO JOXER, ONLY ZOOL!"


GlitterRock
(pout)
"Everyone always asks about the damn dolphin. Never about me...."


YibbleGuy
They often forget to teach this in veterinary school, but, if you levitate your horse over a large river, his forelegs tend to dematerialize.


GlitterRock
"Xena, I'd hate to distract you with my deep cleavage.... seeing as how you (*snicker*) like guys and all."


TheDiva
Dobby is enjoying the view.


TheDiva
Christ, everyone's gay in this! It's like a Tanya Huff novel...


Coakley
"Do we ever trade minds? Seems like every fantasy show does the 'mind-switch' thing."







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