GlitterRock
Nothing hits a warrior harder than post-Helm's Deep depression.
TheDiva
This is why rhinohiding is a bad idea--it only encourages your opponent to hit harder.
GlitterRock
Carrot Top, The Vampire Slayer
Cyberbeast
Jeff Spicoli the Vampire Slayer.
"Dude, I'm going to like totally kill you!"
LongLiveRock
Roger Daltrey: Vampire Slayer!
TheDiva
Carrot Top...of the PAST!
GlitterRock
"That you would think to belittle me, a poor prop-comic only trying to earn a few dinars on the comedy circuit .... I am hurt."
Agent_Moldy
"Probably...shouldn't have asked...if she...wanted to play...1-800...CALL...ATT...on my...chest...ughhhh..."
TheDiva
If she were any warrior worth her salt, her breastplate would, you know, actually COVER her breast...
gleeb
That's gotta leave some weird tan lines.
GlitterRock
"What can I say? I'm just a girl who likes having studs on her chest."
"Re-eee-eally??"
"Oh Tongor, like you have a chance in Hell....."
gleeb
Before e-mail, you just sent this woman with an @ on her forehead around with your message.
AlanPartridge
The real Attack of the Neptune Men.
Agent_Moldy
"Yes, Xena, 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed recommend carrying trident."
Agent_Moldy
"Thanks for springing me, man. Here's a nice kick to the shin in appreciation."