SoundGuy4U
Xena's not even 2 minutes in the place, and a line's forming...
shanky
"They locked up Hanson?"
The_Gray_Zombie
No, I'm sorry, I already have a bitch, her name's Gabrielle.
GlitterRock
"Xena, we'll get you out right away! You know what happens to women in prison." / "I know. Take your time..."
JohnSteed
"Excuse me, ma'am, I dropped my soap. Could you help pick it up?"
GlitterRock
"Just remember... I bought your ass back in that prison for a carton of smokes. You're mine now!"
Buffoon
...but enough about the effects of the "Venus Butterfly."
Buffoon
.oO Constipation is a BITCH!!
GlitterRock
"Are those cookies???"
GlitterRock
"We're across the Neutral Zone... prepare to de-cloak..."
skorry
Our giant Xena robot is almost complete...
Generik
Pippi Bodystocking.
darkchashy
Oh great, she's doing a medival shuffle dance
GlitterRock
"Did you say 'cookie dough?'"
screambanzai
It's rainin' men.