GlitterRock
"Hmm. Underwear's up pretty high this time of year."
GypsySwitch
Well, truth be told, the horse DOES have a name, but then that wouldn't have the same ring, now would it?
NightTrain
Things you won't hear Xena say very often: "I wish this big, hard, hairy thing wouldn't bump up so hard against my thighs!"
NightTrain
o Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, so soi? o/
GlitterRock
Xena's got that Davy Jones-tambourine rhythm down pretty good...
GypsySwitch
GypsySwitch, meet Gypsy Bitch.
NightTrain
"I'm Chiquita Banana and I've come to say/bananas have to ripen in a certain way."
thesilentchild
Why is it girls can stare at each others breasts all they want, but if I try to stare at them, or take a picture or something I'm always a "pervert".
GlitterRock
Gabby's doin' her lounge act! Woooo, go girl, go!!!
GlitterRock
For once, Xena didn't like having beaver in her face!
JohnSteed
Wow, you'll need the jaws of life to get that bra off!
shanky
"Mind if I steal this scene?"
GlitterRock
o/~ Away in the manger, no crib for his bed, Xena and Gabby..." *wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka*
rickubis
In a daring move, Zena smuggles the coconuts past the sleeping guards.
Enapov
Come, kiss me I am the temptress of the marshs oozing with love for you!