XENA CAPTIONS - PAGE SIX





easy_street
THIS is rich...


thesilentchild
They look fine from here.


NurseNoir
Oh, yeahhhh... *much* better!


GlitterRock
Xena realizes why her gynecologist's nickname is "Dr. Hook..."


GlitterRock
Gabrielle never goes out for a tryst without her lifesize hologram of Xena.


GlitterRock
"I got a bouquet of poison ivy, see?" *whack*


GlitterRock
"Hello God, it's me Xena..."


RodRocket
"I shall now smite thee with my Breasts of Iron!!"


GlitterRock
"Just touching these lips makes me feel closer to Xena..."


Enapov
Shit! I shouldn't have called them all pussys!


GlitterRock
Lucy Lawless demonstrates her imitation of the Meg Ryan fake-orgasm from "When Harry Met Sally..."


amycamus
"My breasts are dizzy."


GlitterRock
"Underwear? Like, cool..."


GlitterRock
Ted Raimi's screentest for Yoda.


Hinermad
Hi! I'm Icarus, and I'll be your pilot today. Thanks for flying Daedalus Airways!




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