XENA CAPTIONS - PAGE TWO





GlitterRock
Xena... Novicane Princess


GlitterRock
In the name of God, what is that horse doing to Gabrielle??


GlitterRock
The first Victoria's Secret models weren't exactly willing...


Ricardo_Amon_talban
Call the nice young men in their clean white coats. Xena thinks she's a vampire bat again...


Enapov
Off to prostitute herself for cheese...


GlitterRock
"Geez... why don't I just hang out in those all-girl bars that Xena goes to?"


Moon_Queen
Oh, does the little Amazon woman want a cooky-wooky?


GlitterRock
"Geez Gabrielle... they were only love bites! You wimp..."


Torgone
This is my favorite. But, boy do I go through batteries!


anrecs
solo limbo is not much fun


UnReality
"And remember, kids, you can't fight evil in anything less than a C cup."


GlitterRock
"Your breast plates are very large and fine, but if you could get out of the way, I'm trying to part the Red Sea here..."


Lanzman
Ah . . . umm . . . caption . . . umm . . . aw, screw it. Lucy Lawless is a hell of a babe, ain't she?


GlitterRock
"Please Gabrielle... baring your bosom will not save your friend!" / Crowd: "Let her try! Let her try!"


GlitterRock
"I think I'm a god. My full name is Ares Shatner."




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