XENA CAPTIONS - PAGE ONE





FreezeGate
Stunt double.


GlitterRock
"It doesn't matter what I say, does it? As long as there's cleavage..."


CyberHunterX
Lucy Lawless has turned looking pissed off into an art form.


GlitterRock
Oh wow... this is where she sings the National Anthem and her boobs fall out!!


Himeko
"Don't mess with me, I eat Cheerios for breakfast. Big O Power!"


GiantMonkey
Ooooh! You said a bad word!


GlitterRock
Cut scenes from BLAIR WITCH: Heather and Mike finally have it out about the damn map!


anrecs
yes, finally sci fi channel knows what guys want!!


GlitterRock
Sad, happy, or just a little tired, Xena never misses an opportunity to clutch Gabrielle to her bosom...


BuckFifty
Upon stuffing the food offerings, usually assorted nuts, the Renee will scurry away, to add said foodstuffs to it's stash for the long, cold winter.


Generik
"So I was thinking that maybe we could have a baby, like Melissa and her partner. I talked to David Crosby about it, and..." "Yeah, whatever."


GlitterRock
After a special talk with Xena, fifteen minutes later Gabrielle has never felt so fresh...


GlitterRock
"This outfit will help to accentuate what we Amazons call your 'boobies...'"


Generik
"Yeah, they're nice enough, but you should see 'em when I get the tassels swinging!"


UnReality
"Cunning linguist, at your service."






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