TheSpaceToast
*fast-forwards to the sex*

Shadarus
o/~ Texas has a whore-house in it... o/~

TheSpaceToast
*still fast-forwarding*

RodRocket
"Seitnap Enogeb!"
After Zatara retired from crimefighting, he simply became a dirty old man.

gleeb
The raw sexual attraction of a Van Patten cannot be denied.

GlitterRock
National Lampoon's Van Patten

GlitterRock
Awww, someone deflated Virginia Madsen.

RodRocket
"Wow.... The last thing I remember was hearing that creepy old magician say, 'Snoitibihni Enogeb!' And, where the hell are my panties?"

gleeb
She's slipped into an informal showering dress.

SweetHeart666
"PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL! WOOOO!"

GlitterRock
Man.... staring at her boobs is like looking in the Ark Of The Covenant!

AlexGariepy
*Mario-esque boing!*

GlitterRock
"This is ... um... embarassing. I'm actually using the lavatory in the Invisible Plane."

AlexGariepy
It... burns... the light... burns... oh... God... help me...

GlitterRock
Fonzie wasn't expecting the shark to kick him in the nads.

Zee
Diabolik contemplates entering the beauty contest too.

TheDiva
Ten are killed and 50 injured when a 747 crashes into the invisible jet on the runway.

GlitterRock
One of the "Eye Of The Beholder" nurses joined the military!