AlexGariepy
"Did someone call for a Dick?"
TheDiva
"And I believe in feeding the children and world peace and puppies and..."
Shadarus
I get puppies and children... but how do you feed world peace?
Dita DuPave
Like spandex, polka dots are a privilege, not a right.
GlitterRock
Sure, Lynda's dress from nice ... but she couldn't beat Leslie's top from Charon.
GlitterRock
Two bulletproof-cars from "Spy Hunter" lie in wait for our hero.....
Zee
If I was the bad guy, I'd push the "open trunk" button, and it would smack Wonder Woman in the face, startling her enough to make my escape.
Zee
123 4! 5! 678 9! 10! 11 12...
RodRocket
.o0O(I thought Wonder Woman was hot, but, DAMN.... You can see Phantom Lady's nipples through that flimsy costume!)
BlakHat1
In a magic lasso double-catch, does each crook tell a half-truth?
AlexGariepy
"A magic rope? ... And an invisible jet? Damn, some of your powers are about as lame as talking to fish. It's a good thing you got a rack."
"Shut up."
GlitterRock
"My eyes are up here."
"Hey. I'm tied in ya Lasso Of Truth. I can't look in your eyes when I wanna stare at your rack. Don't blame me, blame the magic rope!"
AlexGariepy
"Maybe we should un-lasso him quick before he starts flirting with you."
"... Nah, he'd do it even without the rope, I'm sure."
Zee
"Okay, this is the lasso of truth. Tell us everything!"
"Okay! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam! In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play! In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog!! ...But the worst thing I ever done... I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then I made a noise like this- hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life!!!"
"I'm starting to like this guy, Steve."
GlitterRock
After his successful Playgirl-layout, Lyle Waggoner got himself a photo-spread in Lads & Lassos magazine.
AlexGariepy
Yes, Hitler's death car can be YOURS if The Price Is Right!
GlitterRock
"Yes, daupstart.... I'd love to see this 'backseat' of which you speak!"
AlexGariepy
"Hmm, where have I seen that rack before..."