JohnSteed
"Just wait a moment, buck buck! I need to rest! No sense in going in half-cocked!"

ithurtswhenidothat
Girls always go for the big cocks.

CajunFriedTofurkey
Fairuza Balk and a cock. There's something you see every day.

Zee
Pumpkinhead 4: Blood Feud is different than I'd expected.

Halfreck
Did she get her doctorate in Pumpkin Head medicine? I'm calling the board.

Indomitus
*zzzzzip*

GlitTurkeyRock
Five minutes later, she's got pumpkin seed in her hair.

TheDiva
Last time around, she had a scarecrow, a tinman, and a lion. This time, she gets a bunch of stuff from the flea market thrown together.

Zee
...aaaand they fly right into thousands of children's nightmares.

GlitTerrorRock
"There! Voice come from cow on wall!"

The BitShifter
Oz of the Dead

GlitTurkeyRock
Barth: "D'IIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiii heard that!"

WaffleKing
The Holy Temple of The Dude.

The BitShifter
"My name is Jack Pumpkinhead, and I'll be your waiter. Our specials today are mahi-mahi in lemon sauce and London broil."
"We'll just have the summer squash."
"THAT WAS MY BROTHER, you callous bitch!"

The BitShifter
Great horny toads! She's dug clean through to China!

GlitTurkeyRock
WTF?? Dorothy and Mr. Moose got nabbed by the Wampa!

TheDiva
Okay, HOW exactly did that evolve into THIS:

gleeb
Easy. Her face lengthened with age, and she found a cheap jewelry supplier.