GlitTurkeyRock
Auntie Em found Uncle Henry and Toto in the tub together one day -- then packed up Dorothy and left.

GlitTurkeyRock
Waitaminute .... the Civil War was long over by the time of "Wizard Of Oz!"

Gray Zombie
"You will die alone and miserable and not be missed". I get the same fortune, everytime.

TheDiva
Yikes, where'd the woman in the back get her shoulderpads from, World of Warcraft?

GlitTurkeyRock
"Come play with me, Danny."
"Aren't there supposed to be two of you?"
"Ghost-Sis hit puberty, and grew big ghost-bewbies. Now all the men in the bar downstairs offer to buy her drinks."

Indomitus
.oO(Hmm... I wonder how weird I can get when I grow up and still have Indomitus claim me as a crush...)Oo.

Zee
You know..... The producers asked her to do nudity in this film, but she.... *snicker*.... BALKED at the idea!!!!!!

GlitTurkeyRock
She's in an insane asylum following the deleted final scene from "Wizard Of Oz" after she butchers everyone at the farmhouse, standing outside like Danielle Harris at the end of "Halloween 4."

GlitTurkeyRock
Fairuza would later grow into a STRAPping young woman!

... Oh come on. It's not as bad as the Balk-pun Zee did!

JohnSteed
Dorothy's Ladder

cajunmagic
o/ I'm BALKin' on Sunshine, whoa-oh-oh o/

GlitterRock
o/` Shareef don't like it....
BALK the casbah, BALK the casbah! o/`

TheDiva
"Yes, Evanescence, sing out my pain!"

TheDiva
"Excuse me, can you show me the way to the nearest Neil Gaiman drawing?"

AntiHero
"...why should I smile? I'm a fucking rock!"

The BitShifter
Sigh. Goodbye yellow-brick road...

Zee
"Oh, I love you, Holy Blob! I promise to stop my missle program!"

TheDiva
"Well, at least you'll always have a job in library services..."