Zee
.oO(I hope when I become an adult my Ferengi teeth go away)

TheDiva
Uncle Henry was the Unibomber?

gleeb
Welcome to Kansas. Ready to leave yet?

AntiHero
Welcome to Kansas: California is that way.

TheDiva
Why would anybody live in Kansas anyway, when Colorado is right next door?

The BitShifter
After days of walking, Dorothy finally reaches the big city...

WaffleKing
Kansas: We're as flat as your sister's chest.

JohnSteed
Kansas: Where you like having absolutely NOTHING to do, but can't stand those creepy Cornhusker fans.

TheSpaceToast
Kansas: Wake me when they attack the Heliocentric Theory.

TheLurker
Wait, she's YOUNGER in the sequel? Where is her suspicious jailbaity chest?

...this just starts a whole new set of questions.

Zee
"Hey, Dorothy, kind of slacking off on the roof-building, aren't you?"

TheDiva
"Be thankful you have a roof over you--ah, never mind..."

CajunFriedTofurkey
Even by Twin Peaks standards, this shit's weird.

OZOO
Is it a...magic chicken? Please, tell me it's a magic chicken. I need a magic chicken. Fast. MAGIC CHICKEN!

Halfreck
"I just want you to know, that as an aunt, you're pretty much a failure. You're a failure as a person as well, but that's a secondary issue."

TheDiva
Wow, not only has Dorothy gotten a lot younger, so has Aunt Em! What was in that twister?

WaffleKing
Run along Dorothy. Can't a woman fight through the DT's in some peace

GlitTurkeyRock
"Auntie Em? Why do all your aborted fetuses buried out in the back-forty look like Hunk, Zeke, and Hickory?"

Oops, the bus for Hell is honking outside. See y'all later!