Dita DuPave
Straight guys going crazy for Richard Simmons? No...frickin'...WAY!!

AlexGariepy
"Heil Colin!"

Cyberbeast
"Somebody get me a Sherpa and a supply of oxygen, I'm going to climb the North face of Ryan Stiles!"
"Calm down Fitness-boy, all the gay stuff on this show is just for laughs. I'm as straight as an arrow."
"I like a challenge."
*gulp*

Cyberbeast
"Okay, your scene is; Colin is a hooker and Ryan is his pimp. Go."
"Where's my money, bitch!" *slap*

GlitterRock
YOU MUST BE AT LEAST [THIS TALL] TO BE RIDDEN BY RICHARD SIMMONS

elKapitan
"So THAT'S where you keep all your hair."

GlitterRock
"Colin, in the name of our Holy Canadian God, think man THINK! We need a way out of this episode fast!"
"... .... ... .... THE CAT!"

The Seer
[during commercial break]
"Pssst. Where did Richard Simmons go?"
"I think he's hiding under Drew's desk. But don't tell Drew. I can't wait to see the look on his face when he sits back down behind it."

TheDiva
Richard Simmons plays Cupid...
I dare you to sleep tonight.

TheDiva
Ryan had to go to several months of intense psychiatric therapy after this episode...

AlexGariepy
But before we go, one final mental scar to unleash!

GlitterRock
Are.... are those boxer-shorts that Richard's wearing??

The Seer
"The next game is called 'Spin the Richard Simmons'."

AlexGariepy
"Oh my God, Colin, you killed Richard Simmons!"
"I did?"
"Praise the Bald One!"
(See? A happy ending! )

AlexGariepy
SATAN?

TheDiva
NIGHTMARE FUEL INC.

elKapitan
OH HELL NO PRODUCTIONS

The Seer
.oO (Oh God! I think Richard Simmons is under my desk.)