daupstart
o/` I waNNA Be lovED by you! / By YOu anD NOBody elSE BUt YoUUUuuUU!! o/

Indomitus
o/` "Happy... BIRTHDAY... Drew Carey... Happy birthday to yoooouuuu..." o/` *shakes his chest provocatively*

AlexGariepy
HUG ME!
"AAAAAH!"

GlitterRock
"Richard Simmons.... COME ON DOWWWWWN!"

AlexGariepy
"Who actually watches Simmons' videos anyway?"
"Oooo! Oooo! Me! Me!"

TheDiva
I'd like to see him try this in Commerce City...

AlexGariepy
"Can I be on your show again sometime?"
"It's cancelled, remember?"
"... Can I dream about it?"

The Seer
"Now that Richard Simmons has been on the show, I'll never complain to Drew about having to kiss you again."
"Me neither, Ryan."

GlitterRock
Oh no! Richard's locked on Colin with the patented Mesmer-Stare™!

TheDiva
This is officially the most frightening thing I've ever seen.

PrezGAR
Snack Fairy vs Mr Healthy Eating - Grudge Match

AlexGariepy
"Kill me now..."

TheDiva
"Just tell me when Richard Simmons is gone..."

elKapitan
"Alright, alright! I'll stop wearing such flamboyant shoes. Just PLEASE get me away from Richard Simmons!" *sobs*

JMShearer
"He's not still naked, is he?"

Gray Zombie
FINISH HIM!
*snap*
Colin Wins...Fatality

PrezGAR
And this is what drove him to become the Snack Fairy.

Cyberbeast
"Just lie back and think of Canada."