GlitterRock
I sense that another furry, fruity Muppet is going to end up sliced up in a backalley somewhere.....

TheDiva
"In other news, fitness guru Richard Simmons was found bitch-slapped to death early this morning. Simmons' body was found next to a message scrawled on the wall, saying 'I'm all the sistah he needs!' A police spokesman said they are determined to find the killer, not to arrest them but to thank them for their service to the community."

elKapitan
"C'mon lucky seven! Daddy needs to get out of doing skits with Richard Simmons!"

TheDiva
Finally, someone busted him in the chops!

elKapitan
Just got a gander of all our captions.
"You're all a big bunch of meanies!"

daupstart
He just won the Miss Thang America pageant...

GlitterRock
Peter Brady and his football strike again!

TheDiva
O-Face I Never, EVER Wanted to See #4

Zee
"Uncircumcised? That takes me back!"

daupstart
"I should've been a woman! But I was born with a penis! But since I've surgically implanted a womb in me, I can now finally give birth and share the pain of my women sisters through the pain that I will endure via my male appendage."
[....crickets chirping.....]

Indomitus
You know, I don't care if it technically is a penis, on him it's NOT a male appendage!

elKapitan
"No pulse? This is not possible! Richard Simmons can get anyone's blood pumping!"

GlitterRock
"I thucked Mithter Peabody'th cock!"
"That's the worst Bullwinkle impersonation I've ever heard."
"What impersonating?"

Indomitus
Okay, setting aside why they hired him at all for just one moment... Why the funkadelic is he wearing that outfit?!? Does he own anything else to wear at all? Could they not find a clown suit in wardrobe for him to wear?
...
Okay, so Richard Simmons in a clown suit would be a bit worse... BUT STILL!

elKapitan
No Mr. Simmons, everything IS NOT OK!!!!!!!!
I mean, here you are in screengrab 69. I'm already way too scarred beyond the point of any hope of recovery to even think about GOING THERE!!!!!