Dita DuPave
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More Homoerotic Jokes Than You Can Shake A Stick At

GlitterRock
4 out of 4 people recommend Pepto-Bismol

AlexGariepy
"Where's the fifth person?"
"He's out sick with some stomach ache or something."

GlitterRock
PUMAT of Eraserhead, Dennis Miller, and Peter Sellers' German character in 'Strangelove"

GizM
Tina can have Wayne; this one's mine.
He's all the Whoser I need...except maybe Colin...and sometimes Brad...and on a weird day, Tony...and Mike.

Gray Zombie
Hello, it is I, the Jamaican Love God. I'm so damned sexy and cool, not even Richard Simmons can ruin my mojo.

AgentMoldy
The look that says, "Yes, I *did* have to choke a bitch, and I *LIKED* it!"

AlexGariepy
.oO(Great, now everyone thinks I'm sort of fruity nut... ah well, might as well roll with it.)

The Seer
Somehow I don't think that will be an effective enough weapon to use in warding off Richard Simmons.

Gray Zombie
Image just popped into my head, now I have to share it. Basically, Richard Simmons would be on all fours yelling, "I'm a bad pony. I'm a big fat bad pony'"

TheDiva
Thanks Gray, I didn't need my libido anyway.

tinaw
Wow! All I can say is uh . . . heh-heh. . . sweet Jesus!
*faints*

GlitterRock
"Okay, I have my ten-foot pole. Where's Richard?"

The Seer
"... and the person who has the binoculars is ..."
"Yes, Drew, I know. Carol Channing. Why is it every other !@#$% game we play on this show that requires me to do an impression has me doing that old bag? I can do other impressions you know!"

GlitterRock
"What the-- there's nothing on these cards! You've been making it up as you go!!"
"That's right. Dance, my puppet, DANCE! MWah-ha-ha-haaaaaa!"