THE WIZARD OF OZ CAPTIONS - PAGE TWENTY





The_Gray_Zombie
Well, I'm glad she's ok. Oh, and if she is knocked up, she DID say she was 18.


tinaw
Ankle socks and heels. . .didn't that style go out with the 80's?


TheDiva
Never mind that, how fashion challenged do you have to be to wear bright red shoes with pastel blue gingham?


GlitterRock
She's got animé feet!


The_Gray_Zombie
o/~ Anime feet. I've got those anime feet, give them a low down beat, and they begin daaaancing......o/~
(looks around at all the Cappers.)
What?


GlitterRock
Judy Garland sleeping off a bender -- who didn't see that coming??


GlitterRock
".... and then Xigeous gave me $20 to give Reyfox a blowjob."
"WHAT??"
"I can't explain it either."


The_Gray_Zombie
And from that day, Toto was typecast. He was unable to find more work. He would forever be remembered as "The Dog That Played Toto".
Sounds like one of those movies of the week.......


Coakley
Wait a minute... Judy Garland wasn't 12 in 1939! Did anyone else here know this?!?


TheDiva
I think I speak for all of us when I say: WHO THE HELL WAS NIKKO?


GlitterRock
What kind of crappy P.R. do the Munchkins have when Toto and frikkin' Nikko get higher listings than they do??


Agent_Moldy
No-no, that's Glitter Gulch. Glitter.




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