Agent_Moldy
I dunno, I think I liked the show better when they called it, The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet.
TheDiva
Time has been powerless to put the story out of fashion, but a half-century of overexposure and pop culture satire seem to have done the trick.
GlitterRock
"And so we present... 'Pootie Tang.'"
Agent_Moldy
To the not-so-young-at-heart, however, we present this photo of Ed Asner's naked, hairy @ss. Suck on it, you heartless bastards!!!
YibbleGuy
"Its 'kindly philosophy' ... like the kindly Wizard who forced me to MURDER a WITCH? And the kindly flying monkeys ... you still have nightmares about the flying monkeys, don't you? I know I do. And kindly Good Witch Glinda. Good old 'You had the power to go home all along ... I just couldn't be bothered to tell you until you'd experienced more sheer terror than a fucking Stephen King movie' Glinda. But she more than made up for it by GIVING ME A PAIR OF SHOES! WAS THERE A GOOD SALE AT PAYLESS, YOU HELIUM-VOICED PROM QUEEN?! And don't forget kindly old Auntie Em and Uncle Henry. Would it have been SO HARD for you two to say, 'Elmira, Dorothy's keeping her dog, and you can go fuck yourself if you don't like it, you sorry old bitch.' Maybe, just maybe, I wouldn't have been getting my head bashed in by the tornado while you guys were cowering in the STORM CELLAR, would I? And, nice touch, calling our Hungarian field hand 'Hunk', you racist crackers. Professor Marvel, you were actually nice to me, but the rest of you 'kindly' people CAN KINDLY KISS MY ASS!"
TheDiva
And behind them, there's a bright golden haze on the meadow.
torgone
Henry, I think I just invented the expression "tit in a wringer."
TheDiva
Wonder what happened to Dorothy's parents. Covered wagon crash, perhaps?
GlitterRock
I heard that Dorothy's parents disappeared while on a top-secret mission for the government!
Agent_Moldy
Funny, I'd always heard her parents blew town with the carnies when the circus came through.
TheDiva
o/...If I only had some grain...o/ (OW! Don't hit!)
JurassicPork
"Bring out your witches!"
PrezGAR
I never knew Dorothy had a hip flask. Or maybe Judy was an addict long before anyone ever suspected.
BlakHat1
So Dorothy sniffs the glue BEFORE the tornado hit? Interesting..
GlitterRock
"Binks to Enlightenment. Evidence of primitive humor. The humans have knowledge of irony, satire, and imitation. With patient tuition, could maybe master simple tasks."