GlitterRock
"What knockers!" / "Oh herr doktor...." **blush**
Nyssa23
"Obey me! ...Obey my dog!"
DiscoBoy
(Just a side note to everyone posting here: Capping with your wife can really suck sometimes, especially when we think of the same jokes all the time and she gets into the gallery before I do. She gets to use all the best material, and I have to save my witty Zoolander reference for another time. Harumph.)
Nyssa23
(Sorry pal, you gotta stay up till pretty early in the morning to beat me! I'm evil! EVIL! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!)
DiscoBoy
(help....)
alexgariepy
Uh, sorry, DiscoBoy, I got entranced by the screengrab... must... obey... dog...
GlitterRock
Robert E. Lee: master of the sensual kiss.
LongLiveRock
Who stole my coffee?
GlitterRock
*from below* "Could someone help me? I'm still alive, only I'm very badly burned. Hello up there! Anyone! Can someone call an ambulance? I'm in quite a lot of pain...."
Nyssa23
"Of *course* I brushed my hair this morning. What's *that* supposed to mean?"
DiscoBoy
The Adventures of Brillo Boy!
GlitterRock
"Damn kids knocked out one of my windows!"
Nyssa23
When the hell was Monica Lewinsky a companion?
GlitterRock
"Oops, Laura! I think we accidentally wiped the Mormon religion from history!" / "Ohhhh ROOOOOOOBBBBBB!"
Nyssa23
Violet Beauregard narrowly escaped with her life that day. But she swore revenge on the chocolate factory and all who worked there.