GlitterRock
Or if this was a DR. WHO Virgin Publishing New Adventure, 1-800-TIMES-CHAMPION.
MadMatt
I use the double hearts line to explain my man boobies too
EnochF
"Dialysis? What is this, the dark ages?" Oh, wait, that's *Doctor* McCoy...
Beedo
o/` Amazing Grace! How sweet her muff, that pleased a letch like Beed! o/`
GlitterRock
Here in "Pirates of Penzance," Fredric reveals his love for Mabel.
Agent_Moldy
"The quadraboobs? Oh, I'm headed out to a sci-fi convention. This is my costume!" "But how is that sci-fi?" "Duhhh, I'm a bridesmaid, silly!" "Oh...?"
MadMatt
Remember folks, no one talks about Fight Club
Klatuu
Due to a slight typo, tonight we're bringing you "ER Who".
Das_Hunterman
*sniff*..phuh! I think Dr. Who needs help from Dr. Scholl's.
HoneyT
Oh, that David Crosby...
GlitterRock
All that's missing is the blonde Colin Baker wig and the overwhelming body odor of John Nathan-Turner in the studio...
Shockeye
"Damned. I don't mind if a regeneration makes me ugly. But at least give me my thumbs back."
Agent_Moldy
He reincarnated two friends, and they reincarnated two friends, and so on, and so on, and...
GlitterRock
Eric Roberts usually starts frothing at the mouth whenever he's asked about Julia.
GlitterRock
"Hey! This guy has a picture of ME in his locker!!"