VIEW ASKEW CAPTIONS - PAGE THIRTY-SEVEN





GlitterRock
"You're kidding! 37?!??"


alexgariepy
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Is that cheesecake?


Coakley
Are we sure he's the one who broke up with Amy?


Coakley
Funny, he looked more dignified in all those Gigli spin-control performances.


TheDiva
"Dude, you gotta help me, I'm being attacked by the people who paid to see Gigli!"
"What's the matter, you can't take on three dweebs by yourself?"


Coakley
The Bourne Lemon-Face?


NurseNoir
"Wooooooooooooooo!!!! Play Freebird!!!!"


PrezGAR
"That's it, I quit. Get some other actor for this role. I don't care if there is a love scene with Jennifer Garner."


TheDiva
Daredevil: The Musical!


GlitterRock
"The dead hooker in my trailer is THAT way."


GlitterRock
"Nobody tricks the Trickster!"


Nyssa23
"Ooh, is that cheesecake?"


GlitterRock
"Your honor, I submit that *this man* skinned and left Mrs. Beasley for dead! DEAD!!"


GlitterRock
If Sid & Marty Krofft produced the Star Wars series.....


Nyssa23
"Fools! Now you shall meet the *real* Timmy Big Hands!"




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