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GlitterRock
"TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!! Whattya think?"


GlitterRock
"I repeat, President Bush, McDonaldLand has NO weapons of mass destruction! And yet your forces still amass at our borders...."


GlitterRock
"I-iiii'm gonna get some monkey for stealin' the pussy!"


Coakley
For some drug dealers, it's all in presentation.


Agent_Moldy
"Get the hint, Ebert?"


GlitterRock
"You will never defeat us. The C.L.I.T. will NOT be licked!"


Nyssa23
Please, give generously to the CLIT. It needs all the attention it can get.


GlitterRock
"Hey! Didn't you used to be Judd Nelson??"


Nyssa23
Yeah, didn't you use to be funny?


PrezGAR
That's the biggest no-spill coffee cup I've ever seen.


PrezGAR
"I am your dam guide, Arnie, please don't wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want. Now are there any dam questions?"


NurseNoir
And another brave soul takes the tour of Madonna's reproductive system...


Coakley
"I learned Kali for Bourne Identity. Ka-freaking-li! What does that tell you?"


Agent_Moldy
"It tells me that a well-placed kick to the groin will take car of Kali."


JohnSteed
"Hey, Matt, prepare to meet Kali.... in HELL!"




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