LongLiveRock
and I don't really like it when you cap things before us!
GlitterRock
Sincerely,
Kevin Smith
GlitterRock
*FREE COPY OF "JOE DIRT* WITH EVERY AUTOGRAPH*
Agent_Moldy
"He's just not funny without Chris Farley, y'know?"
"He wasn't funny WITH Chris Farley."
"Good point."
GlitterRock
"Baby, please! Your children NEED you -- Danny's beating up transvestites, and Laurie's got an eating disorder!"
"Back off, Partridge! I told you: Randal can't be tied down to no family!"
Agent_Moldy
"Use not your Wessonality on me, foul Henderson!"
PrezGAR
He can't believe Gigli came in behind an IMAX film showing on only 3 screens last weekend.
TheDiva
I used to be big, man. "Good Will Hunting," remember? Now LOOK at me!
PrezGAR
Cardinal Glick escapes from New Jersey in disguise after being caught up in the Priest sex abuse scandal.
Agent_Moldy
Santa Carlin -- bringing dirty words to children all over the world.
GlitterRock
"Can I stay at your house for a few days? I just need a place to keep my stuff."
PrezGAR
What are the odds she's wearing her Slave outfit under that habit?
GlitterRock
(rubbing throat)
.oO Fuck, who knew she'd be packing a ruler in HERE?? Oo.
Coakley
"You mean banks actually take those supersized checks you get after winning contests?"
"Of course, didn't you see Happy Gilmore?"
TheDiva
She's a human version of Janice from the Electric Mayhem...