GlitterRock
Jafar is the CEO of Disney???
Why am I not surprised.....
GlitterRock
"SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!"
(cheer)
GlitterRock
"See? My hand really *was* between two pillows!!"
"Oh Randal, my love, I shall always know the truth..." (batting eyelashes)
Agent_Moldy
"Wwwwell cuffed, clerks."
GlitterRock
"I should be purged! I have sinned against my brother, Numsi -- waitaminute, *I'm* Numsi-- Numspa! Dammit!!"
JohnSteed
"Celebrity cameos? We don't need no stinkin' celebrity cameos! This thing sells itself!"
GlitterRock
"Kobe! Get your rapin' ass outta-- waitaminute, can you hook me an' this fat fuck up with some fine bitches?"
"No."
"Get your rapin' ass outta here!"
TheLurker
Um, where's Randal's other hand?
Agent_Moldy
...in the Hall
PrezGAR
I think George Lucas' Font Designer is also gonna sue somebody's @$$!
144b
Hey yoo? This isn'ta libbarry?! Either buy the magizine or git the fauk oot!
TheDiva
Actually, in Jersey this is the standard greeting.
PrezGAR
Harley Quinn and Mistah Jay
tinaw
CLERKS -- In color!
PrezGAR
"No, you don't square my beard."