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GlitterRock
"They said you're the bitch, and he's the butch."
"*I'M* the bitch?!"


GlitterRock
"Yo yo yo! Blue light special in front of the Quick-Stop! Dime bags are ONLY a dime for the next ten minutes!"


GlitterRock
Poster boy for "Please Be Kind, Rewind."


GlitterRock
Since the cancellation of "Whose Line?", Drew's just been wandering the streets aimlessly, awarding points at random....


GlitterRock
"I want rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists!"


TheLurker
Village of the AAAGGHH GET THOSE FUCKING CREEPY KIDS AWAY FROM ME!


TheDiva
Silent Bob just looks WRONG with anime eyes...


TheLurker
Fact: Even in the most serious, angsty anime, there's a scene like this.


TheDiva
Jay and Silent Bob Meet the Sailor Scouts


JurassicPork
"Do you have any statues you need beheaded or trimmed?"


Nyssa23
"Sure, those guys used to be pretty cool, but what have they really done since 'Mallrats'?"


Nyssa23
I'd like to call this meeting of Gender-Ambivalent Animations to order...


TheDiva
I think we're starting to see why the series only lasted six episodes...


TheDiva
ALL STRANGLING CORDS MUST BE CLEANED BEFORE RETURNING


alexgariepy
FATALITY!




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