GlitterRock
"Ohhhh... ohhhh don't stop.... ohhhhh don't stop, Veronica, baby....."
(muffled voice) "Mmmmm ... I love you...uh, um-- number 37....."
GlitterRock
"It'll be a Slytherin, I can tell."
GlitterRock
Major booty?? This must be when Ben met Jenny.
GlitterRock
P.S. Buy more post it notes at work today.
GlitterRock
They're in the "Get Your Picture Taken With The Dead Old Guy In The Restroom For $5.00" line.
Agent_Moldy
Thirty seconds from now, you just *know* it's going to be in an @ss, somewhere.
JohnSteed
"Hmmmmm, I need to steal Danté's square beard so I can look more thoughtful doing this."
Agent_Moldy
"Just keep movin', pooch. Don't wanna have to bust some ninja-Jackie Chan-like moves on your canine @ss. You don't want some of that, do you! Yeah, that's what I thought."
*BARK!*
"G'yahhhhhh!" *runs away, screaming*
Agent_Moldy
Who, incidentally, *was* supposed to be here, today.
chebwa
"And, without further ado, our president, Mr. Cool J."
RodRocket
Sofa, so good.
Coakley
"Curse that law that says no Sicilian can deny a request on the day of his daughter's wedding!"
"Shut up and get cracking, Don."
RodRocket
"Gatorade!"
"Powerade!"
"GATORADE!!"
"POWERADE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
Agent_Moldy
"No, we're not gay." *crumple, toss*
"Next letter...no, we're not gay." *crumple, toss*
"Next letter...no, we're not gay." *crumple, toss*
"Next letter...no, we're not gay." *crumple, toss*
TheDiva
"Hey, we helped save the universe from oblivion, the least you could do is give us free Slurpees!"