VIEW ASKEW CAPTIONS - PAGE TWENTY-EIGHT





GlitterRock
I think it's the opening credits to "Touched By An Angel."
Not that I watch it.
Or belong to any Yahoo Groups™.
Or write fanfic.
...
I'll just shut up now.


JohnSteed
"Thanks for being there, man. It's just this Gigli stuff's got me down. And then I have to go home and listen to J-Lo play her f***ing CDs all the time. It just gets to be too much..."


GlitterRock
"It's ok, Matt."
"I didn't know YOU were gonna wear the same thing to the party as me!"
"I know, baby. I know."
"I'm so embarrassed!"
"Shhh shhh shhhh, don't say that."
(sniff) "Okay."
"... .... .... but you ARE going home to change, right?"


GlitterRock
New Playtex™ Ben Affleck
Now with wings!


GlitterRock
Shannon made a lot of new friends
in Rahway State Correctional Facility


GlitterRock
... and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home.


TheDiva
Actually, having Alan talk while Alanis keeps her mouth shut is probably one of the better arrangements in the world.


ElectraAlan
Just don't let her say "I don't know," or the entire Universe gets covered in green slime.


RodRocket
"Sallikadoola,
Michikaboola,
Bibbity-bobbity-BOO!!!"


TheLurker
"So I had TheDiva down on the bed and I was holding her knockers like this..."


144b
You two, laugh you may? But, I! I was a better Rasputin than that hack Tommy "Oh, I'm a fuckin' Time Lord" Baker!


The_Gray_Zombie
www.handstandingdeities.com/catholicism.html


TheDiva
Ummm, no they won't.


PrezGAR
Are you sure that's not Joe from Family Guy before the accident that paralyzed him from the waist down?


JohnSteed
The Cowardly Dog?! NOOOOOOO!!!!!




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