GlitterRock
Apparently sonar-sense doesn't really pick up well-placed kicks to the 'nads, eh Murdock?
GlitterRock
"What the fuck?? Look at this fuckin' after-dinner mint! It's fuckin' wafer-thin!! Fuck this shit!! Yo, Flo?? Take this back and bring me a fuckin roll of Certs, nooch!"
Coakley
Any excuse to get the girl wet. Wait, that's more dirty than I intended it to be.
TheDiva
*strip tease music*
JohnSteed
"Wow, check this out! Newspapers in movies really DO only have information pertinent to the movie itself! Turn it to the next page, and BOOM! There's a story on the Mooby Massacre! Let's check sports...... 'Skeeball Fanaticism on the Rise.' See?!"
TheDiva
Oh God, is there ANYONE who isn't running for govenor of California?
GlitterRock
When asked to comment on the allegation, Cardinal Glick said "Piss, shit, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits."
GlitterRock
Ah. So when they finally died they went to Hell. That answers my question.
Coakley
Azrael does his DeNiro impression.
TheDiva
The Hell Community Theater presents "Guys and Dolls"
GlitterRock
"Dude, they have cell-phones in Hell?"
"Jay, who do you think CREATED cell-phones in the first place?"
TheDiva
Okay, now I believe this is Hell.
PrezGAR
"What's your name, pretty boy?"
"Aflak!"
Coakley
Happens every time I listen to Alanis, too.
TheDiva
So God's voice has the same effect as that yodelling cowboy guy in "Mars Attacks!"?