RodRocket
".... And then Diego, he would grab my tetas and say to me, 'Cójame, mi poco cerdo del amor.'"
PrezGAR
"Trust me on this. I've been capped before, when I hosted Saturday Night Live. The male cappers love it when you show the girls. The female cappers just complain about not seeing Sean Connery, Wayne Brady, David Duchovny, Alan Rickman, or Anthony Ainley."
144b
Hey? These are my Golden Globes, bato!
GlitterRock
"You ain't had loving til you've had your hooters grabbed in an underground supervillain lair, chica!"
GlitterRock
"ALLLLL DAT JASSSSS! See? I chood have been in 'Shicago!'"
TheDiva
I DESERVED THAT BEST ACTRESS OSCAR!!!
GlitterRock
"Name one good thing about 'Wild Wild West.'"
Outraged, she thinks .... and thinks.... and thinks... and thinks....
PrezGAR
I can name two good things about Wild Wild West, and they're behind that beer bottle.
TheDiva
A demon made out of excrement...would this be unholy shit, then?
GlitterRock
"I am Chunky Monkey! Bwah-HA-HA-HAAA!"
ElectraAlan
"Strangers Really Enjoying Themselves On A Train"
TheDiva
o/...Little Bunny Foo-Foo went hopping through the forest...o/
tinaw
"La-ser."
Coakley
"Dude, I'm just saying maybe you should have let me look at Gigli script first. I am a better judge at these things than you."
TheDiva
"Okay, okay, I'm just saying that if she did some step aerobics maybe she'd lose the big can..."