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RodRocket
Pee Wee Herman IS Lucifer!


TheDiva
Tell me something I don't know, Rod.


GlitterRock
She wears glasses .... *and* she does the whole 'pigtails & sucking thumb' thing. Is it any wonder I love this woman?


TheDiva
I used to do that, until my mom sprinkled chili powder on my thumb to make me stop.


Cyberbeast
Your mom sprinkled chili powder on your thumb to make you stop stripping?


RodRocket
"No, seriously! I LOVED you in 'Frida'!"


Sidesk
Is this the highlight of the entire film?


GlitterRock
No Sidesk... those are the HEADLIGHTS of the entire film!


TheDiva
Librarians Gone Wild!


Coakley
"It's good to be the director!"


TheDiva
Wow, Donkey Kong Jr. has really hit on hard times...


JohnSteed
"Look, I made a horrible movie. It's not the first time. Most of you bastards haven't even SEEN it, so lay off!"


TheDiva
He killed an android stingray!


Coakley
"Sometimes looking at these Good Will Hunting awards makes it all worth it. Ben sobbing in my bathroom about Gigli isn't one of those times, but..."


RodRocket
"Get off your asses and go see 'Gigli', goddamnit!"




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