JohnSteed
"Shay, you capprs wouldn't happen to have a bottle of Vodka on ya', would ya'?" *hic*
Cyberbeast
"Yes, it's a very good Popeye the sailor man impression, but we're talking about the end of days here, can we stay focused please?"
Agent_Moldy
Caramel apples -- OF THE GODS!!!
GlitterRock
Not quite as big as Salma's, but she's still got a nice set of maracas.
YibbleGuy
Kevin, I can accept Alanis Morrisette as God. I can even accept Matt Damon and Ben Affleck as Lucifer's angels. But nobody is stupid enough to believe that a Chevy Cavalier can go 95 miles an hour ... unless you drop it out of an airplane.
144b
It's Robofreak, all grown up.
GlitterRock
"We're gettin' a ride on the Blue Diamond Almonds' Nuts-Across-America tour bus?? SCORE!!"
RodRocket
"Show some leg, fat ass! Or we'll never hitch a ride!"
TheDiva
a frequent situation with a Cavalier. Believe me, I know.
TheDiva
The Last Temptation of...hmmm, anybody out there tempted by this?
tinaw
*tinaw attempts to claw her eyes out*
TheDiva
It's okay, Tina, just close your eyes and think of Wayne...
PrezGAR
Does Tempted To Throw A Heavy Object at the monitor count?
GlitterRock
"I dunno what the fuck they keep talkin' about, lunchbox. I've been playin' around power lines my whole life, and it ain't fuckin' affected me at all!"
TheDiva
o/...New York New York, it's a helluva town! The Bronx is up and the Battery's down...o/