TheDiva
And lands an HBO Comedy Special
Agent_Moldy
Tonight, on an all-new, Primetime Cardinal Glick!
Coakley
Doesn't order people killed, like the Bishop in 'Stigmata.'
GlitterRock
Denies Any Relation To Vampire Child in "'Salem's Lot"
The_Gray_Zombie
Hello, I'm Grant Hicks, (I'm not even supposed to be here) reporting live at the First Church of Caps. (I was supposed to play hockey with my friends)
GlitterRock
"Grant Hicks, live at the scene of ALCOHOLICISM WOW!"
TheDiva
Keep it coming, I'm not convinced they're in Wisconsin yet...
JohnSteed
It can't be Wisconsin. No one's wearing a Brett Farve jersey.
Coakley
"Are we going to be protesting 'Stigmata' and 'End of Days' next?"
"No."
"... What? 'Stigmata' has a murderous bishop and the idea that Catholic Church kept gospels hidden saying there is no need for a church. 'End of Days' has a Vatican hit-squad! Why aren't we protesting those movies?"
"... Because we just aren't okay?"
ElectraAlan
"Look, it's very simple. Just spell JANE. You can spell JANE, right? Then take the last three letters of JANE, which are what? A-N-E, that's right, and repeat them. So you've got J-A-N-E + A-N-E, is Janeane! Got it?!! My last name, you're on your own."
PrezGAR
"No. I dont care if it is League Night, you cannot borrow the ball with my father's skull in it."
TheDiva
Be and Hany? What kind of stupid names are those?
JohnSteed
Jason Lee for Coconut Republic
Agent_Moldy
"Hello, Sir or Madam. My name is Jason. Would you say you are a) very happy with your current windows, b) satisfied with your current windows, or c) dissatisfied with your current windows? Wait for answer."
TheDiva
Finally, a movie heroine who wears what 90% of women actually wear to bed...