VIEW ASKEW CAPTIONS - PAGE TWENTY-ONE





TheDiva
Oh, God has a sense of humor, no doubt about that. About half the people who worship Him, however...


TheDiva
Any minute now the moose-related subtitles will begin...


TheDiva
Why the chili-pepper vest?


Dita DuPave
"And I swear---they are that huge!"


TheDiva
"Of course legalizing gay marriages will hurt the church. If we allow them to marry, none of them will want to join the priesthood!"


Dita DuPave
That has got to be one of the most disturbing objects I have ever seen.


TheDiva
Jesus "The Fonz" Christ


GlitterRock
"Hi, I'm Barry Gibb. Welcome to my toga party, baby!"


Dita DuPave
"So Norse God of Tricks, can I have your autograph?"


GlitterRock
That's right.
Be inconspicuous. Blend in. You know, low key -- er, Loki.


PrezGAR
After the bloodless coup that overthrew the reign of King Friday XIII, His Majesty's niece, Lady Aberlin, fled the Neighborhood of Make-Believe and became a Nun in Someplace Else.


GlitterRock
"... and we thank you for your support."


LongLiveRock
Another bad Gigli review


TheDiva
Actually, it's a review for Good Will Hunting. He keeps it with him for times like these...


GlitterRock
... now in STAR TREK NEMESIS-font!




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