gleeb
"Can't you just call me Naked?"

AlexGariepy
Have crappy knock-offs of low-brow entertainment, and follow it up with reruns of The Simpsons, King of the Hill, and Family Guy?

TheDiva
Blame everything on the liberals?

AntiHero
How do you think we got a second season out of "The War At Home" without a single viewer?

JohnSteed
"Well, this a prequel, so I'm pretty sure I do."

TheDiva
This mentality has been the source of SO much trouble...

JMShearer
"A fanfiction by JMShearer. Why did I even bother to print the damned thing?"
*burns*

gleeb
Baby Geniuses: the Video Game.

ChaosWolf1982
"God, I wish I could look female without having to unzip my top."

AlexGariepy
Would you believe it if I told you it was Captain America?

AntiHero
"..well he did have a wisecracking, yet helpful African American sidekick."

Sidesk
Anything's worth it to get rid of Paris Hilton.

AntiHero
"Your target should just beyond the zombies and kangasharks."

kilroy105
How did Snake stumble into Dragon Quest VIII?

kilroy105
"C'mon, Snake! Don't tell me you haven't used the code yet!"
"What code?"
"You gotta be shittin' me! You've been at Konami for how long and you don't know the code?"

gleeb
I had no idea Kim Philby was such a provocative dresser.

ChaosWolf1982
"It was then that... that... Dammit, why do I even try? not like anyone's even noticing I have a head right now, let alone that I'm giving important backstory. I'm just the token walking set of knockers. Shit."

TheDiva
1900 hours: I rendevous with our contact, Gandalf the White...