Yukon GARnelius
Final Fantasy X-Men United

Indomitus
Now with 2 blades and a comfort strip.

JohnSteed
MOR LIEK FF_XXX lolloloolol *WHAP* Sorry.

GlitterBellRock
"Dammit. When's Mean Joe Greene gonna get his fumblin' ass in here??"

Indomitus
If you can read this, you're about to get slapped with a harrassment suit.

JohnSteed
What position is Y.R.P. in, and can I watch?

AlexGariepy
... Or will it be Bachelorette number two?

JohnSteed
"Hi. I'm the female protagonist in high social position with special abilities wanted by the villain for diabolical purposes who is helped by the loner hero with parental-figure issues, but I am NOT, I repeat, NOT Rinoa or Princess Garnet!"

Christmas DITy
The intros to those daytime soaps have gotten weird.

GlitterBellRock
She's the one who created Re-Animator??
"No, Glitter. That was Brian YUZMA."
Oh. I see. Well ... ... can I see her tits anyway?

AlexGariepy
She is the walrus! Goo goo Rikku!
*whack* Ow, bad pun, huh?

ChaosWolf1982
AKA Token Hot Butch Chick Who Every Fan Just KNOWS Is A Lesbian.

RodRocket
Help Gretchen Wilson get to the Party in the official "Redneck Woman" game!

daupstart
"Wait! It's not midnight yet!"
"I know! But I just ran out of maxi's!.."

JohnSteed
"Look, Rikku, you were a third wheel with boobs ever since Square forgot to develop the love triangle in X!"