elKapitan
"I'm sorry I slept with your brother. What was I supposed to do, not sleep with him?"
TheDiva
And anyway, we all thought you were murdered by your cousin for the inheritance so she could run away with her husband's poolboy...I mean, who knew?
GlitterRock
"I know it was wrong of me to pose as a movie producer in order to seduce you. It is a symptom of my insecurity. I guess all that I have to make you love me ... is my amazingly large penis."
elKapitan
.oO(Should I tell her I'm gay? What will her reaction be? She hates it when I'm happy.)
elKapitan
"I know you're after my dead Uncle's fortune, kid."
Dita DuPave
"Frankie Muniz, can Mr. Hussein have your autograph?"
TheDiva
I didn't know the Broncos had such a following on the other side of the border.
GlitterRock
Ah yes, the quiet, turned smile of the evil twin masquerading as his good brother.
Dita DuPave
Felicity finally cracks.
BlakHat1
"I bought you a silicone breast implant! Happy Birthday, Sis!"
GlitterRock
el Blair Witcho Projecto
BlakHat1
"Nazi war criminals? In Argentina? Unglaubich!"
GlitterRock
o/` Put one foot in front of the other and soon you’ll be walking ‘cross the floor... just put one foot in front of the other and soon you’ll be walking out the door.... o/`
Cyberbeast
"¿Qué armas de la destrucción masiva?"
Dita DuPave
It's incredibly tame gay artwork in the background!