Dita DuPave
Who is currently under the influence of Robitussin.
TheDiva
Shown in poorly-aligned letterbox format.
Dita DuPave
Why is Ashanti thinking of Barbara Walters and Hugh Grant snogging?
TheDiva
That's Spanish for "Pretentious Cologne Ad"
GlitterRock
Does it say at the bottom it's sponsored by Verizon?
Agent_Moldy
De corazon is for loading and unloading only.
JohnSteed
Jello de Nova? When did a PBS documentary series start making gellatin products?
TheLurker
Actually, it's "Velveeta delf Nova". They're doing a documentary on obviously fake cheese substitutes.
LongLiveRock
Antonio Banderas?
Cyberbeast
Dude, wipe your nose, this is embarrassing.
elKapitan
.oO (I can't believe The Bachelor didn't choose me. But I sure did show that slut he did choose that this rose actually belongs to me. I was meant for him, and he was meant for me. We connected night in and night out, while all the other whores blew their chances with him. I'll make each and every one of those bitches regret they ever came across me.)
*cue dramatic soap opera music*
elKapitan
*sobbing* "I wish they were bigger!"
alexgariepy
If this doesn't get any men out there to sign up to be a soap opera star...
JurassicPork
"Why, O why, do you have to be only thirteen?"
"I'm sorry, Mr. Polanski."
TheDiva
Is you a cute widdle Chia Pet? Yes, you is!