Dita DuPave
"Calm yourself, Rodriguez, you won't be a Leftover!"

Mattteus
Never touch this guy without gloved hands, you'll smell of latino charm for a week.

Scarecrows Brain
"J. Lo's ass was just HUGE! I couldn't look away!"

tinaw
o/' Yes! No no no no no no Yes! No no no no no no no . . .o/'

Cyberbeast
"What if I just point at it and make yummy sounds?"
"No Sir, that's still sexual harassment."

daupstart
".............. Who hired this ugly bitch?"

Scarecrows Brain
And just as he sneezes, the magical Velo de Novia hankie appears before him.

SweetHeart666
*pissed-off chitter chitter*

gleeb
"I faked it, every time! You never made me chitter!"

Cyberbeast
"Finally, my mustache is as full and manly as I always imagined it could be!"

dubyad4d
Would you ride home with me tonight? One of my headlights burned out, and both of yours are glowing!

AgentMoldy
Coming up next, CHeePs!
(Shame on me)

RodRocket
"Are jou ready for round three, El Tigre?"

jackrouters
Yet another fan deeply wounds Dean Cain by bringing up The Scott Peterson Story.

Mattteus
The flavour of gayness in a dip??

TheDiva
This guy can go on for hours about "Star Wars" technology...

jackrouters
There were several reasons why 52 Man was kicked out of the Justice League, but this was the most pertinent.

jackrouters
Fred Savage fights his evil twin, Savage Fred, to the death.