AlexGariepy
"Lost another patient to Di-Tech!"

Zee
In Mexico child pornography is legal as long as it's shot through a protective blue lens and they just stick to hand jobs.

TheDiva
Some things are universal: death, love, and a guy like this in every soap opera.

TheDiva
It's so sad when jellyfish hustlers run the streets.

Dita DuPave
He's a breast implant dealer!

gleeb
.oO Pocket lined with a plastic bag…time to steal soup from the buffet! Oo.

gleeb
"Finally, I can express my love to the scale!"

Indomitus
Owing to illness, today the part of Uncle Guiseppe will be played by this piece of beef jerky.

daupstart
"I don't ever... [sob] want to babysit... [sob] for Upstart's kids again!..."

ArchHallJr
"You're welcome, sweetie. Now remember, don't eat this one."

GlitterRock
"And in the left corner, wearing the red boxing trunks ... the only boxer to tape his hands using a bog-roll: KID CHARMIN!"

Cyberbeast
"When they say 'Be careful, that plate is hot', they're not fucking around!"

Diana Luna
The Mexican Colin Firth.

JohnSteed
"I entered Steed's dorm room without knocking. Part of me has been lost forever...."

RodRocket
"Look, we gotta kiss or something! We're losing subscribers to our webcam!"

Mattteus
"OK, I'm going to ask you one more time. Where are my Entenmann's powdered doughnuts?"
"I don't know! *chew chew* You sure you even brought them in?"

TheDiva
You got to hand it to the Mexicans. A woman looking like this wouldn't be able to get within fifty feet of an American soap.

daupstart
The Japanese Spiderman... The Spanish Rose Tyler... Glitterdome is really getting into the international industry quite vigorously now.