Indomitus
Jeremy Piven and Teri Garr?

TheDiva
George Michael and Johann Sebastian Bach?

RodRocket
Colin Farrell and "What the hell is her name?"

Dita DuPave
Looks like either Linda Tripp or Mama Cass.

Zee
I think she's William Katt. Or the guy who played Young Sherlock Holmes. Or Gareth from The Office.

AlexGariepy
And he looks off into the distance, remembering in a flashback about his true love in a scene done three months ago where he couldn't get the opportunity to tell her his true feelings, and just at the height of his day-dreaming, this woman interrupts him asking for change for the overcharging taxi driver, and thus makes his a very sad and reflective man for another few weeks until some other woman tries wooing for his affection, only this time for EVIL purposes...
I should be a soap opera writer, no?

TheDiva
"See, it all started when my evil twin tried to have me killed on my wedding day so he could take control of our vast squeegie empire and funnel the profits to a radical terrorist organization, which was headed by my cousin's mistress' former poolboy..."

Zee
"...who, in a cocaine-fueled sexual frenzy, made butterly love to J. Edward Dunham, the town treasurer and Air Raid Captian, on the day of his pregnant daughter's communion when he was supposed to be sabotaging the divorce of Eduardo's grandparents so the proposed merger of ConGlomCo couldn't take place..."

YibbleGuy
"What evil curse of Satan gave me Casey Kasem hair?"

JohnSteed
"YOU FIIIIILTHY CAPPERS!"

AlexGariepy
For the wrestling industry, a neckbrace is the medical answer to *everything*.

Zee
"Stay right here, ya little shit machine, mommy's gonna go try and score."

RodRocket
"Worst case of Orphan Annie syndrome I've ever seen...."

TheDiva
Let me go! Century 21 needs me!

GlitterRock
"You must let me go! Ultron is attacking and the Avengers need me!"
"You... you mean you're -- "
"Yes. I *am* Yellowjacket!"