AlexGariepy
You've got a friend at IIIIIIII-Geeeee-Eiiiiight...

Indomitus
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gleeb
"The Magic Duck was right! I have the power in my own hands!"

Zee
"I think we should install a second Spongemonkey on this side."

ArchHallJr
"Hey. Heeeyyyy! I can see joor underwears!"

TheDiva
Nobody dressed like that should be trying to do the "Oh my stars!" expression.

JustinThyme
Geez Louise!! Be careful with those you could poke out an eye!!!

Zee
"THIS is the face that won all those Joan Cusack-lookalike contests! Remember that!"

AlexGariepy
"Shall I do it for the abs and risk the destruction of my family's honor?"

Dita DuPave
This is the Hunky Pool boy plot, right?

GlitterRock
"Saddam, the Americans are advancing on Baghdad! Your orders?"
"Hide the weapons of mass destruction!"
"Where?"
"Where I keep all my important stuff. My Dylan albums, my mint-condition Action Comics #1, the fourth episode of 'The Tenth Planet.' Sheesh, use your brains, guys!"

LauraPowers85
*paces* 'Are ju talking to ME? Are JU talking to ME? ARE ju talking to me? Are ju TALKING to me?'

Zee
Death by circular saw blade!

GlitterRock
"Si senor, where would ju like to go?"
"I'd like to know where I can see one of those donkey shows."
"Donkey shows? Senor, there's four places. There's the Donkey Hut, that's on 3rd."
(taking notes) "Uh-huh."
"There's Donkey Shows-R-Us, that's on 3rd too. Ju heard of Put-Your-Donkey-In-My-Butt-Butt?"
"Mm-hmm."
"That's on 3rd too. Donkeys, Donkeys, Donkeys.... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the Donkey Show complex on 3rd."
"Oh, the Donkey Show district!"
"That's right."

AlexGariepy
Shouldn't that be written backwards? Sure as hell would confuse ME more.