TheDiva
Don't make me get my weapons of mass duck-strution! (I'm very sorry for that.)

AlexGariepy
Things-to-do list for this guy:
(1) Invade Belize.
(2) Protect the counterfeit window smuggling industry.
(3) Kill James Bond.
(4) Take medication.
(5) Lead son on wild goose chase.
(6) Dispose of the candy maid.
(7) Watch football.

TheDiva
8.) Blackmail nephew.
9.) Destroy the only known copy of Roberto's will.
10.) Seduce good twin's wife.
11.) Make shady business deal while playing handball.
12.) Buy corn holders.

Indomitus
Un capaberra mordió una vez a mi hermana...

TheDiva
Nos disculpamos por la avería en los subtítulos. Se han encendido esos responsables.

AlexGariepy
Me no read-y subtitles?

YibbleGuy
What kind of parents name their child "White War"?!

JohnSteed
A smile that makes you want to knock every one of her teeth out.

Zee
"That de-aligns my nipples!"

LauraPowers85
'That loosely laces my torn shirt!'

Indomitus
"My highlights are concerned."

Dita DuPave
"That angles my eyebrows!"

Cyberbeast
"That heaves my bosoms."

TheDiva
That tightens my corset!

RodRocket
"That highlights my hair!"