elKapitan
Wait a minute... a priest AND a banana?

AlexGariepy
Looks like a Dried Banana Man to me.

elKapitan
"Time to take your seat, Shaq. El Chiquita Banana Man is about to take you to Free Throw School."

GlitterRock
"There there, Maria. Do not let the Cappers upset you so."
(sniffle) "I... I used to think they were funny. But they're all so MEAN! Especially the one from Canada. The Potato Salad. He is mui mean! I hate him so!"
"Noooo. Do not hate the Potato Salad. The Potato Salad is good. Remember when he made that Bread Mage joke? Remember how you laughed?"
(giggle) "Si. Yes, you are right. I cannot hate the Potato Salad."

TheDiva
"But the Capper women! They have taken all the handsome men, and there is no one left but the bad James Bond and the starship captain with the, how you say, smarm..."

elKapitan
"And did you see that elKap just make fun of your yellow jacket, having you say you feel like a Chiquita banana?"
*gasp* "He did what?!"

AlexGariepy
"The Potato Salad called you a Dried Banana Man, by the way..."
What? Okay, I take it back.

GlitterRock
Contact Merriam-Webster. I've found the perfect picture for their illustrated entry on UMATs!

TheDiva
He's trying to reenact their Glitterdome gallery picture...

AlexGariepy
I think he want someone to peel him before he starts getting all moldy...

GlitterRock
"If you smell-LA-LA-LA-LA-LAAAAA... what Roxy's.... cookin'."

elKapitan
Pippi T'Pol Stockings?

GlitterRock
"I have no headlights on my car. But do not worry: I shall drive by the light from my lipliner."

GlitterRock
"Father! Father! Who am I? Guess?"
(sigh) "You are the Flash, Eugene. For the 47th time, you are the Flash."
"HaHA! I am the Flash! Master of super-speed! Watch how fast I can run!"

elKapitan
"Hey Uday, check out our new infidel TV!"