GlitTerrorRock
"Oh my God! The senselessness! She had her whole life ahead of he-- hey, is that a Barnes & Noble gift-card under her?"

AlexGariepy
So if he's Trick, who's Treat?

ChaosWolf1982
That's easy, Alex. the Treat, is Jeri Ryan's breasts. the other trick is we don't see them without a shirt in the way.

TheDiva
When Christopher Plummer's the best actor on your roster, you know the movie's in trouble.

PrezGAR
So, we've got Angelina Jolie's ex-husband, and one of her co-stars from Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - The Cradle of Life. Did she get a special casting credit or something?

TheDiva
Wait, Dax AND Seven of Nine were in this?
And so was Tom Sawyer from League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, I see. Yet another strike against the film...

GlitTerrorRock
I thought Duncan McLeod was more of a swordsman.

ChaosWolf1982
The angel of Death is named "Harold"?
Now, something dramatic like "Mortalis" or "Necrosis" I could understand... but you just don't get the same kind of overall fear-of-finality with a name like "Harold"...

TheDiva
THE GHOST OF BRAM STOKER, FOR NOT RISING FROM HIS GRAVE AND THROTTLING US FOR THIS DESECRATION OF HIS WORK

TheDiva
THIS IS A STORY ABOUT
BAD ACTING
STUPID HAIR
LAME AND POORLY THOUGHT OUT PLOT TWISTS
BUT ABOVE ALL THINGS
REFRESHING VIRGIN RECORDS!!!

GlitTerrorRock
HERE LIES VAN HELSING.
HE SAVED THE WORLD,
AND FOUGHT DRACULA.
ALOT.