GlitTerrorRock
"TOOMUCHCOFFEE!"

Indomitus
"You'd be surprised how well I can see now that I've replaced my eyes with maraschino cherries."

GlitTerrorRock
"Someone needs to get the Paul McGann Estrogen Brigade down there some glasses; they've been following me around all day!"

AlexGariepy
What's with all the mini-Ritzs falling?

JMShearer
Aw, and just when I forgot to put my bucket out, too. What *is* the current Gil to US dollar exchange rate right now, anyway?

TheDiva
It's raining Chuck E. Cheese tokens!

GlitTerrorRock
They're recreating the Dead Calm movie poster!

GlitTerrorRock
"Hi. We're the Mike Nelson Estrogen Brigade."
"Bridget, call the police....."

TheDiva
*laughs hysterically*....Nice try, buddy.

Dita DuPave
Fergie from The Black Eyed Peas about to sass somebody off.

GlitTerrorRock
"My name is Tom Malvolio Riddle."

TheDiva
( Glitter--but a nitpick: it's "Marvalo"...)

PrezGAR
(Further nitpick: Marvolo. Otherwise, he would have been Lard Voldemort, Lord Valdemort or Lord Voldemart.)

daupstart
(Or maybe 'Tom Marwala Ridle'? So he could be Lord Walmart ??...... nevermind.)

ChaosWolf1982
(Get all your He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named gifts and collectibles at Volde-Mart.)

Indomitus
(I hear they're having a special right now on basilisk-skin boots.)

TheDiva
(And once again, we've gotten completely off-topic. Not that I'm complaining; it's part of what makes this Board so damn fun...)

GlitTerrorRock
"Damn, misspelled my own name again. When will the Ministry of Magic come up with a journal that has spell-check??"
remember folks, when you go off-topic, always steer INTO the skid!