GlitTerrorRock
Next week on "Girls Gone Wild: The Series!"

LauraPowers85
Alicia Keys looks on.

GlitTerrorRock
Dracula got into the "Best Week Ever" gallery and fanged Jessi Klein!

ChaosWolf1982
Damn, man, you could lose a Volkswagen and several schoolchildren in that middle girl's cleavage...

Indomitus
I think we're about to be attacked by a beer commercial.

elKapitan
"These hot, heaving, sumptuous, luscious, pillowy vampire whores are starving to talk to you. Just call 1-900-O-REILLY..."

gleeb
Hmmm, maybe we should review the whole "vampires are bad" policy…

Coakley
To quote Tom Servo:
She comes in, sucks on your neck, you live forever, she's super hot, what's the problem here?

GlitterRock
They're narcisistic, malnourished, cut-throat vixens with amazing bodies.
So that makes them either vampires or supermodels.

GlitTerrorRock
"Eww! He's got a big zit!"
"Oh quit being a baby and BITE!"
"I don't want zit-juice mixing with my blood! That's just sick!"

TheDiva
Can we all agree that women should never, EVER have chin-butts?

ChaosWolf1982
Just do like I do, Diva, and think of it as a really tiny cameltoe.

AlexGariepy
It just HAD to be in the middle. Anywhere on the sides and it'd bounce off.

LauraPowers85
It's kinda like that trick Molly Ringwald can do with her lipstick.

GlitTerrorRock
"Dammit, when I said 'aim for my tits' that WASN'T what I was talking about!" (thud!)

Indomitus
Mmmmm, chocolate syrup.

GlitTerrorRock
Worst "ACE Hardware" commercial ever.

JohnSteed
You'd think a man who bleeds KC Masterpiece would have a thicker arm.