GlitterRock
WARNING: Objects in mirror may be packing heat.

JohnSteed
Think of how much time it took to intentionally scratch up the floor using crewmembers and how all that time was used to make THIS movie....

GlitterRock
Wow! Dracula bent Victoria Beckham's 1.8 million-dollar vibrator into a preztel!

GlitterRock
Wow! My Ezri Dax/Seven slashfic is coming to life before my eyes!

JohnSteed
Usually they only that face when you suck someplace else.... not that I would know....

GlitterRock
Soooooo... vampires are repelled by the letter 't'?

TheDiva
ACTION PRIEST to the rescue!

ChaosWolf1982
Apparently God got his product logo done by the same guys as Harley-Davidson Motorcycles did...

TheDiva
Wow, check out Barbra Streisand's hand on the left there!

ChaosWolf1982
When I said I'd love to have Jeri Ryan suck me dry, this was NOT what I had in mind!

GlitterRock
"'Then the wry, seductive Slytherin took the slutty muggle into his arms and then he.....' WOW! This 'Tom Riddle' wrote some amazing erotica!"

TheDiva
All the passion of waiting in line at the DMV.

Indomitus
.oO(Have to remember to pick up bread on the way home...)Oo.

TheDiva
So Gerard Butler got the lead roles in "Phantom of the Opera" AND "Jesus Christ Superstar"? What, does he have dirt on Lloyd Webber or something?

JohnSteed
Well, technically, she's right. She WILL never go hungry again....

LauraPowers85
How does Jesus manage to keep the curl in? My hair goes flat in an hour.

Cyberbeast
Okay, whose idea was it to build Dracula a sun porch?

GlitterRock
JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE DRAC!