GlitterRock
Wow. Who knew Luke Duke was so refined!

GlitterRock
"Would you like me to tell you about my NBC comedy, 'Scrubs?'"
"You're not Sarah Chalke!"
"So? You're not Dracula, either."
"Point made. What's Zach Braff like to work with?"

Indomitus
"I'm the requisite unsuspecting friend of the hero/heroine who happens to be open to the antagonist's sexual advances. So... Ya wanna?"

TheDiva
"Sorry, but I don't go for guys whose hair has more body than mine..."

TheDiva
I don't know who's getting the worst of it...

elKapitan
I'd say we are, especially since he's about to elbow us!

GlitterRock
"Julie, did I ever tell you about my Uncle Hershel?"
"UhHH UhHH .... now is *not* the time, Gabe!"

GlitterRock
"I know Duncan McLeod. I used to fuck Duncan McLeod. And you, sir, are NO Duncan McLeod!"

TheDiva
Pink eye AND glaucoma at the same time? That's brutal!

elKapitan
It's Big-O-Vision combined with all new Blur-O-Vision!

GlitterRock
Tonight on an all-new 'Night Court,' Mac gets bitten by a vampire and becomes a bloodsucking creature of the night. And Dan tries to get into Christine's pants.

GlitterRock
Zacherlie!

TheDiva
"Dayam, Van Helsing, what happened to you? You were so macho back in the nineteenth century..."
"Yeah, well you stole my look! I was the one who started the long hair and trenchcoat thing--AND, I might add, it looked better on me!"

TheDiva
Euck...yeah, that pretty much describes this movie.

elKapitan
AAAHHH!! Drop the bat! Dracula 2000 takes the form of THAT kind of bat!!

TheDiva
Will and Grace finally have it out.

daupstart
"I need some kind of weapon. Aha! Darth Vader's lightsaber! Just what I need!.."

daupstart
"Gllk!... Hey man... it's cool... GRK.... I'm gellin..."