VAN HELSING TRILOGY CAPTIONS
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TheDiva
Oh yeah, NOW the creatures of the night have something to fear...



AlexGariepy
A cross that doubles as a stake, that's DOUBLE the anti-vampirism! FEAR IT!



Indomitus
.oO(Grill lighter at the ready... Bring on those blood suckers!)Oo.



TheDiva
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TheDiva
He stole New Moon from Cutter!



TheDiva
Wow, I can feel Bela Lugosi rolling over in his grave! Bram Stoker too. Christopher Lee and Gary Oldman aren't dead yet, of course, but I'm sure this is giving them some severe indigestion...



GlitTerrorRock
"Sheesh! Sonofabitch behind me has his BRIGHTS on!"



Indomitus
"Hello. I'm a public domain image. You may have seen my work in such movies as Dracula 2000, or Bram Stoker's Dracula..."



GlitTerrorRock
A Vlad The Impaler rookie card? SCORE!



Coakley
Crap, what's Caleb doing there?



Indomitus
Father Malcolm Reynolds? Does Kaylee know about this?



GlitTerrorRock
(slapping hands together, rubbing)
"Awlright! C'mon sinnerssinnerssinnerssinners nowhammysnowhammysnowhammys STOP!"



TheDiva
It's a "cease-and-desist" order from the estate of Bram Stoker...



GlitterRock
"A Golden Ticket!"
"Run! Run home, Vlad, as fast as you can!"



Indomitus
Just when I thought the sets in this thing couldn't get any more ridiculous.



JohnSteed
Peter O'Toole escaped the Phantoms gallery only to wind up here! I feel sorry for the old man....


GlitterRock
"Plummer, huh? Can you come upstairs and take a look at my kitchen sink? It's drainin' real slow."


elKapitan
I don't wanna brag, but I was standing right next to the guy they were checking out.



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