GlitterRock
Dullest Girls Gone Wild ever!

Indomitus
And fanboys the world over all crane their necks at once...

GlitTerrorRock
What the -- did Rick Solomon do a sex-video with EVERYONE in Hollywood??

Indomitus
ACTION BREASTS!

AlexGariepy
Well I THINK we're supposed to be looking at the breasts, I mean monitor as she is because it might have a very vital nipple, I mean plot point.

JMShearer
What, a blonde showing us her chest, or am I supposed to be looking someplace else?

Dita DuPave
"Where's my center of gravity?"

GlitTerrorRock
Shouldn't headlights that size be on the FRONT of the van?

AlexGariepy
Look, I've been sleeping in an alcove for years, I don't think I wanna go to coffins.

TheDiva
"You're joking, right? Cause I am SO not buying into the whole mysterious creature of darkness thing..."

GlitTerrorRock
"... just let me touch one of 'em."

Indomitus
"You're not one of those 'Bring Back Kirk' people are you?"
"No, I'm a vampire."
"Oh, that's okay then."

elKapitan
.oO(Ew, who put the "Viagra Me" sign on his back?)

elKapitan
Oh no, J-Lo is prying into his mind. Run you fool, before you end up married to her. RUN!!!

GlitTerrorRock
Uh oh. He's in full Ewan McGregor "My Gift Is My Song"-mode!

AntiHero
.oO(Comon, just one more rib and you get the t-shirt. You can do this...)

GlitTerrorRock
Zombie-Hyde says, "Damn! I should've known better than to eat KELSO'S brainssss. No way is that gonna hold me over til dinner!"

Indomitus
I told you not to fall asleep or the mime would eat you.